I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a do what I want kid…

So, I’ve left Mammoth once again only to have a summer and get a tan and tell myself,”yeah! I’m going to Europe!” and to the realize simply that I’m not. I swear I hype myself up more than anyone else could and let myself down harder as well. whatever.boo fucking. hoo.

Instead of going to Europe, i’ve managed to give myself a lil beach vacay for a week and a half for free. How? you might ask? it’s called making friends in sweet ass places. aka. friends that don’t live in their parents basement and live off Totino’s Pizza Rolls.

well, with one exception, Shawn. She’s a fellow instructor from mammoth who lives literally a jump, skip , and a hop away from the beach…at her parents house… but since the house is like a fancy Dana Point beachside bed and breakfast and her Mom cooks us fucking steaks, roasts and everything else you could want in a hearty dinner – she is not considered lame. infact, since i get my own room, tv, and awesome view? She is considered awesome. I’ve spent the last week with her. meeting her awesome and hot lifeguard friends and burning my ass falling asleep on the beach. thank you Shawn.

Not wanting to wear out my welcome with her parents, they love me cuz i clean out all their leftovers in the fridge. I’ve since ventured north to Newport. Tyson, another fellow seasonal Mammoth kid, lives amazingly closer to the beach. Shawn had a 3 min walk. “how do you live closer?!” you might ask. well, I can see the waves and walk to the sand with my eyes closed and pretty much not get lost. I could prolly throw a rock and hit the sand. I’ll be here for a few days.

Sadly, I feel my beach time this summer will be remarkably cut short due to the fact that I wil not be living here this summer. duh. and also to the fact that i still do not have a car, i’m getting shit for money from unemployment, and i actually have to get a job to keep my sanity while living back at home for the 3-4 months of summer i have.

Theres been talk of going back up to seattle for the month of October, which would be fuckin sweet. but i’ve also been looking for flights to germany for the whole month of October. Being that Seattle is undoubtably more affordable – thats prolly where ill end up spending my halloween once again. and if so, my only question is…what will i be this year? i’m thinking unicorn…

OH! AND THE 4TH OF FUCKING JULY!

some friends and I rode our bikes from Huntington  down to Newport then back up to HB. my vagina hurt…bad…like it was my first time………………………………riding a bike…pervs

ANYWAYS – to keep the post interesting and not just me blabbing – here are some pics i’ve taken over the last week.